today at da fatpride times main offices we received a massiv flya wiv about 15 various coupons from arby's. at dis time, da fatpride times does not endorse na recommend arby's meals. oweva, some of these coupons is for real wicked deals. i am in a state of general confusion and am checkin advisement from readers.
Handed down to me from my great grandfather, I've ordered this exact same combination from Arby's throughout my lifetime. Bruce Jenner has actually gone on record as saying this is what he ate for breakfast, lunch and dinner during his amazing 1976 Olympic Feat. The infamous Bruce Jenner "Wheaties" boxes were actually first printed with Bruce (in official USOC shirt and shorts)eating a bowl of Wheaties with the Arby's contraband behind him on the floor in the background. According to some accounts only 300 or so of these boxes are known to be in existence! Not once have I strayed from this exact order and to date I have maintained a very respectable Cholesterol level.
ReplyDeleteSkinrat's Great G-Father's Arby's Order:
1 Arby's Beef N' Cheddar
1 Arby's Regular Roast Beef
2 Potato Cakes with two packets of Black Pepper on EACH cake.
1 Large Mocha Shake
NOTE: The Beef N'Cheddar Bun consists of a dried onion coating and can be ordered with the standard non onion bun.
Also, each sandwich had approximately 3.5oz. of Arby's Sauce added for flavor. The Beef N Cheddar will already contain approximately .5oz. of Arby's Sauce
NOTE2: IT IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER TO STAY AWAY FROM ARBY'S HORSEY SAUCE!!!! AT THE TIME THIS WENT TO PRINT, THE FDA HAS STILL YET TO APPROVE THIS DEADLY CONCOCTION AND SOME ARBY'S FRANCHISES HAVE PULLED THIS CONDIMENT OFF THE SHELF FOR SAFETY REASONS.
Beef n cheddar? that never has really sounded too appetizing...
ReplyDeleteArby's is cool because they have this giant bell next to the door that you are supposed to ring if you liked the service. One night I went in there all loaded on beers and duct taped my hand to the bell rope and yelled "NOBODY MOVE!!".
ReplyDeleteThere are still blood stains on the sidewalk from the struggle that followed. Google it.