Saturday, March 17, 2007

Foodstuffs Facts:
Never Hold Food Near
A Toilet Bowl


An anonymous reader sent in this photo - which must be explained to understand. The backstory is that this man was standing in front of bowl, zipping down the trousers, with newspaper and an individually wrapped ice cream sandwich tucked under his arm. Took just one shimmy and the ice cream flew right into the toilet bowl - air sealed or not we here deem this now unedible. We all feel his pain.

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:07 AM

    way to cut out the middle-man, tubby.

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  2. Anonymous3:50 PM

    I would have eaten it if it was sealed as you claim.

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  3. Anonymous12:48 AM

    A yellow toilet?

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