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Wednesday, November 25, 2009
FPT SAFETY ALERT: $60,000 Going Rate For Gallon Of Fat On Black Market
News of gangs murdering those of the largess to drain their fat and re-market it have come in from Peru. The going rate is $60,000 a gallon. Just a heads up people - lets all be a little more street smart right now.
News of gangs murdering those of the largess to drain their fat and re-market it have come in from Peru. The going rate is $60,000 a gallon. Just a heads up people - lets all be a little more street smart right now.
Someone who wants to tangle with me and my belly is in for a special suprise.
ReplyDeleteDOn't get me wrong, i am a prider. But..... I would gladly part with 1 gallon of me fat for 60 g's. Who do i contact to make the sale?
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USA!
USA!
I am so scared that it is making me eat a lot more. I can't help myself!
ReplyDeleteI am so scared that it is making me eat a lot more. I can't help myself!
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