Our correspondant from Las Vegas recently sent us info regarding an NFL player who was doing a 60 day sentence and his snack purchases while incarcerated. Word on the street is that in addition to the 3 squares on the metal tray he also macked down:
Beef sticks 162
Honey buns 40
Summer sausage 35
Chips 35
Coffee 22
Fruit punch 10
Tuna fish 10
Jalapeno cheese spread 9
Tortillas 9
Refried beans 6
Cookies 6
Reese's cups 5
Lemonade 5
Swiss rolls 4
Dill pickles 3
Sugar 3
Cream 3
Oatmeal sandwiches 3
Bag of Jolly Ranchers 2
Butterfingers 2
Peanut butter bars 2
Cupcakes 1
While other forums are debating this as a socio-economic issue, we ate the FPT Times admire the man's healthy appetite and choose not to judge him.
2 comments:
I like chicken. mostly
Awesome! fantastic topic, but will this really work?
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