Friday, August 31, 2007

Loaded & Baked Again!
Pringles Style


Pringles is now offering a 'loaded and baked' potato flavor of its famous tube chips.

We had thought that the Idahoan potatoes was unique in using this flavor nickname, but things are changing. Two members of our staff will be spending as much time as it takes to find out if there are indeed other food items using this nick and exactly who was first.

These Pringles are excellently loaded & baked and we fully recommend them.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Homemade Taco Contest
Submit Your Photo Via Email
It Is On


ENTRY FROM: Ethadad





ENTRY FROM: Mr.Cooley - Nevada




ENTRY FROM: Mr. S.Bill - Bangor, Maine




ENTRY FROM: Negative Nancy




ENTRY FROM: Fat Pride Staffers

Let the taco games begin. Photo above is of homemade tacos prepared 500 feet under the Earth's surface in our test kitchens. Many speak of how their tacos are the most best - let us see. We believe our tacos will win, but we will be using a third party for final judging.

It's On.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

"Loaded & Baked"
Instant Mashed Potatoes
Made By Idahoan Brand




This newer foodstuff is awarded the best named offering we have seen in awhile. Loaded & Baked 4 minute mashed potatoes are quite nice - wether you are loaded and/or baked or not. We do not judge here at the FPTimes. Nice portion in this bag - enough for two or one really loaded and baked individual. Idahoan offers other flavors as well but this one stands alone. Five FPT Stars.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Call For Information:
Yorkshire Pudding - Need Info




One of our long time readers has asked us to ask our visitors if they have any information on or about the dish called 'Yorkshire Pudding' as he had it while vacationing in the United Kingdom.

One of our staffers floated around some chatrooms with people from Europe within them asking questions about this foodstuff. Some of the replies were: 'it's literally just batter cooked in fat in the oven to form a small savoury pudding normally served with meat and gravy' -- ' a gigantic undercooked savoury donut' -- 'you can get huge ones the size of a plate and fill them with sausages and gravy and veg which is ace' and 'served traditionally the face of george michael embossed in the bottom using a "georging iron". These answers helped, however we are still seeking help from our international base of readers. Please send any photos to us or post any info using the comment link below. We thank you for your help.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

FPT Fine Arts Report:
A Graceful Bagel Dance

One of our readers sent us to the following video link and decided we needed to post more diverse foodstuff related offerings. This unknown "Sandal Dancer" gracefully performs his moves around a jalapeno and cheese bagel - very unique and captivating.

One of this dancers fans described this performance as "It's like angels are moving your feet and tapping out God's rhythms."

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Fat Pride 5-Star Foodstuff:
Fresh Express Salsa!
Ensalada Supreme




The staff here felt that we should follow our last post about a horrible item with info on one we can stand behind. We are loving the bagged salad kit from Fresh Express called "Salsa! - Ensalada Supreme". This bag comes with nice washed cut salad and a kit with all kinds of kickers to add. Included is tortilla strips, grated cheese, salsa and a spicy creamy dressing. Toss them all in a bowl, roll them around and you got one mean meal.


Fresh Express has a variety of these kits and all the ones we have tried as of yet are all excellent as well.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Pillsbury Low Fat Toaster Scrambles
Makes Our Worst Food List



We are not happy campers at the FPT underground test kitchens right about now. This morning we were to sample the Pillsbury Low Fat Toaster Scrambles but we did not get past the first bite. Not sure what we were expecting with these, but what we got was not of this earth. They are like saltine crackers with some nasty cheesey mac spread in them. Absolutely unedible.

Sunday, August 05, 2007

Doritos Chips:
Flavor Guide


The staff here has really picked up on the new offerings from Doritos brand corn chips. They are trying all kinds of wild new flavors, even unnamed flavors in black bags as well as 2-flavor combo bags. Leanna, from our Accounting Department thoughtfully composd this list for all of us, so that we know whats available. This list is for the US only, our foreign correspondants will be posting soon with international lists.

  • Nacho Cheese
  • Cool Ranch
  • Toasted Corn
  • Natural White Nacho Cheese
  • Ranchero
  • Salsa Verde
  • Smokin' Cheddar BBQ
  • Spicy Nacho
  • Taco
  • Fiery Habanero
  • Wild White Nacho
  • X-13D
  • Buffalo Ranch