Monday, May 21, 2007

Secret Burger Menu Re: In-n-Out Burger

We received word by fax today of an alleged "secret menu" for regional favorites the In-n-Out Burger. The info is as follows: The Hidden In-N-Out Burger (aka In and Out Burger) - The Most Accurate Secret Menu In-N-Out Burger has a secret unpublished menu for insiders who are In-The-Know. Next time you're at In-N-Out (i.e. tomorrow . . . or maybe tonight), order a bag of these off-the-menu specials: "3-by-3" = three meat patties and three slices of cheese. "4-by-4" = four meat patties and four slices of cheese. "2-by-4" = two meat patties and four slices of cheese. *Note: You can get a burger with as many meat patties or cheese slices as you want. Just tell the In-N-Out Burger cashier how many meat patties and how much cheese you want and that is what you'll get! For instance, if you want 6 pieces of meat and 10 pieces of cheese tell them you want a "6-by-10." "Double Meat" = like a Double Double without cheese. "3 by Meat" = three meat patties and no cheese. "Animal Style" = the meat is cooked and fried with mustard and then pickles are added, extra spread and grilled onions are added. "Animal Style Fries" = fries with cheese, spread, grilled onions and pickles (if you ask for them). "Protein Style" = for all you low-carbohydrate dieters, this is a burger with no bun (wrapped in lettuce). "Flying Dutchman" = two meat patties, two slices of melted cheese and nothing else - not even a bun! Fries "Well-Done" = extra crispy fries . . . even better than the regular! Fries "Light" = opposite of fries well-done, more raw than most people like 'em "Grilled Cheese" = no meat, just melted cheese, tomato, lettuce and spread on a bun. "Veggie Burger" = burger without the patty or cheese. Sometimes we call this the "Wish Burger." "Neapolitan" Shake = strawberry, vanilla and chocolate blended together.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

KFC "Biscuit Bowls"?

KFC's latest offering has us scratching our heads here at the FPT Times test kitchen. While FP polished off several of the bowls in a short time, he passed out right after and has not awakened yet. We can assume by the pace of his consumption that the food was indeed good, but then again all but rancid meals will disappear in his presence. Other volunteers were put off by the fact that the cheese seemed un-meltable. Decide for yourself, as coupons for this new offering are plentiful in sunday papers.