Friday, April 28, 2006

Zip-Loc Fresh Express
Salad Bags

The staff here has written up a consumer warning release regarding Fresh Express pre-washed salad bags with the zip-loc strip. When opening this lettuce bag, move slowly - if you just rip it across the air will spooge out and the results are a loud sound very similar to someone passing gas. Embarassing with company around.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Twisted Cheetos - My God
They Are Huge Man!

One of our staff came back from the market with a bag of "Twisted" Cheetos and my god man - these things are huge. The size makes them unpractical and we are not endorsing them at this time.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

The Ju Ju Fish:
How & When Not To Eat Them

Last night, after properly cleaning my foodholes I got back to my room and somehow got sidetracked and started to eat more of the Ju Ju fish. This is not advised. I went to sleep soon after. What followed was a night of lucid dreaming that I was a Ju Ju fish and was swimming around all that. In addition, you will wake with a mouth that is so dry and jellied-up that only about 4 Diet Cokes will take away. Ju Ju fish are an excellent foodstuff, but you will want to follow the above eating guidelines.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Reader Sends Link:
Quizno's 2fer Coupon

Great start to the week here at the test kitchens of The Fat Pride Times! A loyal reader has sent us the link to a special promo from Quizno's that allows you to print a coupon for a buy one get one free deal. For many of us, two sandwiches is our regular order so this is a nice 5-7 dollar savings! Lasts for app. one week only.

2 for 1 Quizno's Coupon

Monday, April 10, 2006

Sunday Night Big Bender:
The Final Meal

After enjoying a nice food-filled weekend - it was decided by the staff that we should end this week's bender with a generous portion of foodstuffs. We all believe that Sunday nights are made for eating and try to do it up right.

Friday, April 07, 2006

Friday Night Frozen Pizza Issues

After a hard day's work here at The Fat Pride Times, the staff here decided to cook-off this frozen Albertson's BBQ Chicken Pizza. Problem is we spaced out for a few minutes and it appears overcooked. We are not sure if we should eat it - please compare to the picture from the box and comment below regarding edibility opinions. Top picture is from the box - pix below it are what ours ended up like.

Meatloaf and Baked Potato
The All American Meal

We here at the Fat Pride Times decided to go old school style and make up an American classic: Meatloaf and Baked Potatoes. Nuff Said.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Safeway Whole Chicken
Coupon Out Today

Attention readers: In this week's food advertisements Safeway has a coupon for 2.00 off a whole roasted chicken. The topper is it is also on sale for 4.99. Do the math and get in the car.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

The Sunday Big Burger Feedbag

After yesterdays lame feedbag post, we decided to go stright down to the local Carl's Jr. and get a burger bag. I apoligize for approving the post of the feedbag from yesterday, it really is not Fat Pride Times quality. Pictured below is a sample of the many may burgers our staff purchased. FYI: the sourdough bacon cheeseburger is pretty good, the 'big burgers' are grade b level. Once again, the lesson appears: if it costs under a dollar (.99 cents) - it is not truly food.

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Saturday Feedbag: Hot Pockets - Cabbage - Corn - Soup

Saturday evenings feedbag was rather weak by FPT standards. Cabbage salad with red onion and yellow corn, Chunky Soup, and Hot Pockets Chicken Quesidillas. The reason for the lack of some bird is this feedbag was assembled without a store run.