Monday, June 19, 2006

Let's Keep Them
Holes Clean People

Once again, The FatPride Times is here to remind you that if you are a true lover of the foodstuffs - you must respect your foodholes. Pretty basic stuff here. Use the tools shown above, at the very least, and let's keep it clean and real people.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Breaking News: Cheetos Recipe Stolen According to The Cheesy Tribune

Upon our latest purchase of Cheetos cheese flavored snacks we noticed upon the front an image of Chester holding up the front page of the Cheesy Tribune. Headline: Cheetos Recipe Stolen. Apparently, we as individuals can help solve teh crime by buying bags and doing puzzles on back and then going to the website. We are just assembling this info and updated post will follow shortly with more info.

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Fresh Fish - You Gotta Love It

One of our readers sent me this photo of his good friend's catch of the day on a recent fishing trip. The Fat Pride Times endorses fresh fish and appreciates this contribution, as we hope it will inspire us all to mack on more fish.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

"Fat Man Walking" Influenced Hiatus Is Over

After reading about the "Fat Man Walking" across the United States, the staff here decided we needed some time away to reflect on things. We did some bulk eating and deep thinking. The conclusion reached is that food is good. Hiatus is now over and the posting will now resume. Thanks for your continued support.