Sunday, May 15, 2005

5:01 AM

I have awoken, apparently I passed out reading the Sports page on the floor again. The last thing I remmeber is eating Cheetos. My fingers are bright orange from the cheese dust on them. I am going to quaff some diet coke and a couple of chocoloate-coconut bars and try to get some more sleep. Last nights buffet was one for the ages.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Fat Pride is a great American and will be remembered long after Glen Beck is but a regretable nightmare.