Monday, June 19, 2006

Let's Keep Them
Holes Clean People

Once again, The FatPride Times is here to remind you that if you are a true lover of the foodstuffs - you must respect your foodholes. Pretty basic stuff here. Use the tools shown above, at the very least, and let's keep it clean and real people.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I use a product called Colon Blow on Saturday afternoons. Really helps keep me hole flowing fine.

Anonymous said...

I like to rip farts in the ozarks and I personally prefer cleansing my hole with a high pressure nozzle attached to a garden hose, shoot the dingles right out of the darkness.

Buford Humphreez

Anonymous said...

Me holes are nasty. Thanks for inspiring me to deal with them.