Wednesday, August 06, 2008

The Construction Worker Meal Plate

One of our readers who works at the 'apprentice/helper' level in the construction business sent in the following take on eating your meal while on a jobsite: Construction is a real man's job. You can't play any games when you are stepping into the workplace with people from 17 other countries who refuse to wear deodorant because the very idea is not man enough. To compete in such an environment one needs real fuel. Were not talking about the bullshit you get from dunkin donuts. Pictured above is the hearty meal that will leave you whipping your ass in the portable toilet with sand paper. - leftover potatoes with garlic and parsley - scrambled eggs with grated parmesan cheese - slice of turkey hill bacon - toasted everything bagel with tuna, chopped onions, mayo, salt and pepper - a full carton of of orange juice "We don't fuck around"

5 comments:

Shitty Bill said...

I happen to enjoy a Dunkin' Donuts feedbag.

crim_ said...

dunkin donuts uses eggs that rival the quality of spam. keep digesting that processed garbage.

Julie the Fag Hag said...

Nothing says I'm a butch construction worker like a bagel. Girlfriend, if you gotta try, you ain't fooling anyone but yourself.

Anonymous said...

that would provide ample sustenance for hooting and hollering at the women folk passing by.

Negative Nancy said...

That is not what I would call 'good presentation' and I am not afraid to say so.