Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Proper Ginger Quantity For Maximum Teriyaki Chicken Over Rice Flavor

Above I have posted a picture of a standard teriyaki chicken meal from a local casual restaurant. I ordered this to go and helped myself to the ginger you see massed upon the top. This is the official Fat Pride Times recommended serving size of ginger per teriyaki chicken meal for maximum enjoyment.

2 comments:

Don Keegan said...

Where's the chicken on that thing?

Mr. Grey said...

I had some of that so-called "ginger" once and I expected some sort of sweet Gilligan's Island treat. What I got was something that looked and tasted like napalm-infused garlic. Why the hell would you put that on your food? Jeee-zus.