Wednesday, April 12, 2006

The Ju Ju Fish:
How & When Not To Eat Them

Last night, after properly cleaning my foodholes I got back to my room and somehow got sidetracked and started to eat more of the Ju Ju fish. This is not advised. I went to sleep soon after. What followed was a night of lucid dreaming that I was a Ju Ju fish and was swimming around all that. In addition, you will wake with a mouth that is so dry and jellied-up that only about 4 Diet Cokes will take away. Ju Ju fish are an excellent foodstuff, but you will want to follow the above eating guidelines.

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