Saturday, January 14, 2006

FAT PRIDE TIMES PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
Please keep your food
holes clean people

In conjuction with some health deal we are running a public service announcement here on The Fat Pride Times.

Food basically involves two holes in your body. It is of the upmost importance for an individual to jeep these holes clean. For your mouth - basic hygeine is a minimum. Please use a dental rinse and floss regularly. As for your buttocks, please people keep this arena clean. Use enough toilet paper and as some readers have told us before they shower after every bowel movement to keep it really real.

Please continue to enjoy the world of food, but let us work harder in keeping hygiene a top priority.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I try the hardest to handle these personal issues, yet I have been humiliated time and time again. Not all incidents were my fault and lawsuits are underway.