Respect:The World's Biggest Restaurant

The Mang Gorn Luang (Royal Dragon) restaurant in Bangkok, Thailand has seating for 5000 patrons. They have over 500 waiters who serve the food while wearing roller skates and they can top out at around 3,000 meals an hour.

Dish Of The Week:Jamaican Jerk(ed) Chicken

Pictured above is our featured chicken dish of the week: Jamaican Jerk(ed) Chicken. This wonderfully jerk spiced chicken is best prepared in a pot and will come out with some sauce surrounding your pueces of chicken meat. Generally it is served spicy hot with jalapeno or habanero peppers in the sauce. "Allspice" the Jamaican pepper is the standard spice used for flavor then there are variations of other spices added as well. We have also heard rumors that there is now a pre-made spicing kit to make this dish now available. We have assigned one member of The Fat Pride Times staff to investigate this specifically and should have more info soon. Please no comments that the picture looks nasty - it is certainly not.

The "Lost On Chicken Run" MPG Series

The series of FP chicken run videos are finally organized and available for your viewing. Any comments, suggestions, props or complaints would be appreciated from our viewers as we plan to expand our video offerings here at The Fat Pride Times.
FP Drives For Chicken Video Series: Click For Menu

The New Cheetos Can:Why Is It Not Full When Opened?

A staff member here purchased the new Cheetos in the can - similar to a Pringles can. However, as the images above document it was only filled to maybe 2/3 of the cannister. We all have seen the "product may settle during shipping" line on many packaged foodstuffs, but we here are taking exception to these new Cheetos Cans due to this.

The Official Ramen Homepage

For those of us who appreciate the "Ramen" noodles, a reader sent us the ultimate link on this noodle. Not much else to say here - it is a must visit webpage and endorsed by The Fat Pride Times.

The Official Ramen Homepage

Let's Keep ThemHoles Clean People

Once again, The FatPride Times is here to remind you that if you are a true lover of the foodstuffs - you must respect your foodholes. Pretty basic stuff here. Use the tools shown above, at the very least, and let's keep it clean and real people.

Breaking News: Cheetos Recipe Stolen According to The Cheesy Tribune

Upon our latest purchase of Cheetos cheese flavored snacks we noticed upon the front an image of Chester holding up the front page of the Cheesy Tribune. Headline: Cheetos Recipe Stolen. Apparently, we as individuals can help solve teh crime by buying bags and doing puzzles on back and then going to the website. We are just assembling this info and updated post will follow shortly with more info.

Fresh Fish - You Gotta Love It

One of our readers sent me this photo of his good friend's catch of the day on a recent fishing trip. The Fat Pride Times endorses fresh fish and appreciates this contribution, as we hope it will inspire us all to mack on more fish.

"Fat Man Walking" Influenced Hiatus Is Over

After reading about the "Fat Man Walking" across the United States, the staff here decided we needed some time away to reflect on things. We did some bulk eating and deep thinking. The conclusion reached is that food is good. Hiatus is now over and the posting will now resume. Thanks for your continued support.

The Fat Man Walking

While we are not breaking this story, we must take a moment and acknowledge this man's personal achievement. The Fat Man is Steve Vaught and he walked across the United States. He left Oceanside, CA on foot and today he will walk into New York City. The distance is estimated at almost 3000 miles total. Why did Steve do this? Please visit his website and all will be revealed.

The Fat Man Walking

Arby's Big Bag

Not much to say here. Big bag from Arby's. Jalapeno Poppers, Curly Fries and assorted sandwiches.

The Rice and Ketchup EntreeBy Dragonier Zapp

One of our readers was kind enough to pass on this interesting recipe - it sounds very good to the staff here and we intend to prepare it shortly. Below is the actual submission from Mr.Zapp: How to Make the Rice and Ketchup Entree, By Dragonier Zapp, who is appearantly an idiotic fool in the posting (and eating) of such a dish. 1 Pound Hamburger 1-2 Diced Onions *Optional* 2-3 Cups of Rice 4-6 Cups of Water *Must be twice the amount of Rice* One Big bottle of Ketchup! Big Frying Pan Smallish sauce pan First, take One Pound of Hamburger *and Onions if wanted* and brown it in Frying Pan. Mix Rice with Water in Smallish sauce pan, and let rest until boils. Then, turn down to Medium Heat, and let sit for 10 minutes, or until rice is tender, whichever comes first. Afterwards, Mix Rice and Hamburger into a bowl (preferably a Mixing Bowl the size of Texas) And add Ketchup to lightly cover the rice. Serves a bunch of people, Serving Size: Whatever. Add whatever you feel as a Garnish to the mix. Personal perfered are: Soy Sauce, Parmesan Cheeze, and Salsa Warning: This stuff does taste good.

The Best Albertson'sChicken Tenders Ever

On a recent trip to Albertson's Market we must have had perfect timing as the chicken tenders were absolutely the best bag ever - and the staff here has bought 100's of bags over the past year. Enjoy the above photos - Grade A work!

CAREFUL WITH:Zip-Loc Fresh ExpressSalad Bags

The staff here has written up a consumer warning release regarding Fresh Express pre-washed salad bags with the zip-loc strip. When opening this lettuce bag, move slowly - if you just rip it across the air will spooge out and the results are a loud sound very similar to someone passing gas. Embarassing with company around.

Twisted Cheetos - My GodThey Are Huge Man!

One of our staff came back from the market with a bag of "Twisted" Cheetos and my god man - these things are huge. The size makes them unpractical and we are not endorsing them at this time.

The Ju Ju Fish:How & When Not To Eat Them

Last night, after properly cleaning my foodholes I got back to my room and somehow got sidetracked and started to eat more of the Ju Ju fish. This is not advised. I went to sleep soon after. What followed was a night of lucid dreaming that I was a Ju Ju fish and was swimming around all that. In addition, you will wake with a mouth that is so dry and jellied-up that only about 4 Diet Cokes will take away. Ju Ju fish are an excellent foodstuff, but you will want to follow the above eating guidelines.

Reader Sends Link:Quizno's 2fer Coupon

Great start to the week here at the test kitchens of The Fat Pride Times! A loyal reader has sent us the link to a special promo from Quizno's that allows you to print a coupon for a buy one get one free deal. For many of us, two sandwiches is our regular order so this is a nice 5-7 dollar savings! Lasts for app. one week only.

2 for 1 Quizno's Coupon

Sunday Night Big Bender:The Final Meal

After enjoying a nice food-filled weekend - it was decided by the staff that we should end this week's bender with a generous portion of foodstuffs. We all believe that Sunday nights are made for eating and try to do it up right.

Friday Night Frozen Pizza Issues

After a hard day's work here at The Fat Pride Times, the staff here decided to cook-off this frozen Albertson's BBQ Chicken Pizza. Problem is we spaced out for a few minutes and it appears overcooked. We are not sure if we should eat it - please compare to the picture from the box and comment below regarding edibility opinions. Top picture is from the box - pix below it are what ours ended up like.

Meatloaf and Baked PotatoThe All American Meal

We here at the Fat Pride Times decided to go old school style and make up an American classic: Meatloaf and Baked Potatoes. Nuff Said.