Thursday, September 01, 2005
Breaking News: Walmart Cookies Warning
Longtime reader Crab has informed us that the above pictured cookies from Walmart can be a problem. "Yesterday me and my sister saw these cookies at Walmart. We thought they would be a good treat after a nice eat, however they ended up being a mistake! WARNING will cause bloating of the lower abdomine and relief of gassious pressures. They run for a little over $9 at Walmart. The FatPride Times is proud to break this story and is also shocked at the sticker price of 9 dollars as well. Shame on you Walmart!
Posted by FP at 8:10 AM