Saturday, August 19, 2006

Burger King Stackers:
From One Patty to Four
With Bacon & Cheese

Holy Moses! Burger King has rocketed to first place in the hearty portion burger contest. Take a look at that "Quad Stacker" - 4 beef patties, 4 slices of cheese and 4 slices of bacon. That is double the quantity of the standard "Stacker" burger. Our plan is to have one of the staff use the 2 for 1 coupon for 2 of the Quads. We will then monitor him as he quaffs both down and document the quality of satisfaction and how long he powernaps afterwards.

2 comments:

Mr. Grey said...

I would hope, Sir, that these lovely burgers are for real. One who would Photoshop such a lovely thing is beyond comment. I demand proof. I must lay my hands upon one of these beauties to be sure.

FP said...

The results are not encouraging - as you can read in new post