Wednesday, November 25, 2009

FPT SAFETY ALERT: $60,000 Going Rate For Gallon Of Fat On Black Market

News of gangs murdering those of the largess to drain their fat and re-market it have come in from Peru. The going rate is $60,000 a gallon. Just a heads up people - lets all be a little more street smart right now.

4 comments:

Big Billiam - NY said...

Someone who wants to tangle with me and my belly is in for a special suprise.

etathed said...

DOn't get me wrong, i am a prider. But..... I would gladly part with 1 gallon of me fat for 60 g's. Who do i contact to make the sale?

USA!
USA!
USA!

Obese Louise said...

I am so scared that it is making me eat a lot more. I can't help myself!

Obese Louise said...

I am so scared that it is making me eat a lot more. I can't help myself!