Sunday, December 17, 2006

Oscar Meyer Brand
Ready to Serve Bacon
Finally



The fine folks at Oscar Meyer have broken out with these boxes of pre-cooked bacon and the quality is very nice. You can mack them like potato chips out of the tray or heat them and serve with whatever you might imagine. FPT Test Kitchen's "Foodstuff of The Week".

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Stouffer's Microwave
Panini Sandwiches



These are good. Nuff said - get on one.

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Support Our Friends
Mini Banners O' Plenty







The staff here decided to pay tribute to some of our favorite foodstuff sites by making mini-linkers for them as you see above. They will now all be in a nice row at the bottom of every paghe of The Fat Pride Times.
Respect

Please Help Promote
The Fat Pride Times

Add A Mini Button
To Your Webpage





Our recent Board of Directors meeting concluded with an idea of offering a mini-banner link image that maybe our supporters would put on their websites. We also would like to start a campaign for like-minded websites to also offer a same-size linker image for their sites. Should work in a quid-pro-quo manner, we all put up the link tabs for any site that does the same for yours. This is common on the web for niche groups and the buttons look nice stacked in a strip. Please save the demo logo above and link it to us here in your html. Together we are strong. Anyone needing help with coding/html/image making just leave a comment or send along an email for help.

Monday, December 04, 2006

Reader Shares New Kitchen
Photos and Story
Nice Eating Arena





Wow, what a job! My Dad and I finished the entire kitchen floor in 5
days time, finished Sunday night at 9 pm! It looks totally awesome!
As you will see from the before and after pictures. The linoleum they
put in the trailer was pure crap, like everything else in this mobile
home. It wasnt even glued to the floor and it tore like tissue paper.

The floor underneath was in good shape, wasnt rotted out like I
assumed it was, it was just bending where there was no floor support
underneath it, but the hardibacker board I put down fixed that. Then
all the tile, and it turned out great, considering this was my first
attempt! Only a couple minor flaws that few people would really
notice.

Anyone wanting to put down tile, man, go for it! I would love
to help! It was truly a great adventure to me, and I got a great
sense of accomplishment from it. And I would tell anyone who wants
to try laying tile, to do it! It was hard work, but very fun!

All comments welcome!

Mike Rodriguez

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Thanksgiving Sandwich
Step by Step Assembly












Our Las Vegas Correspondant has sent along pictures and instructions on how to make one mighty turkey sandwich. Respect.

Ingredients needed: Hoagie Rolls, Turkey, Cranberry Sauce, Stuffing & Mayonnaise

First I cut the hoagie roll in half, and scrape out the excess bread from the top piece. Then spread stuffing in the dug out top piece of bread. Then add a nice layer of cranberry sauce on top of the stuffing. Then add turkey on top of that. Spread the Mayo on the bottom piece of bread. Cut in half and you are done.

Nuff Said.

Friday, November 24, 2006

Flashback Post:
Jackball's Turkey Dinner
Thanksgiving Tribute

We did not receive any new photos of reader's birds, so we are time-travelling back to last year when our long time contributor Jackball sent us his Thanksgiving bird photos in 2005. These pictures speak for themselves and the brand - Butterball is top shelf quality always.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Pop Secret Cheese Popcorn
Bold New Moves
Eat It 24 Hours Later

Down here 50 miles below the Earth's surface in the FP test kitchens we have made an amzing discovery of note. This only works with the cheese flavor popcorn bags, but pop it up and then just let it sit fro 24 hours at room temperature. What you get is the cheesey butter sauce all congealed on the popped kernals - this allows for maximum flavor to savor. Above photo was taken with camera inside the actual bag to showcase the flavor paste on the bag sides.

Monday, November 20, 2006

3:00 AM Last Resort:
The Don Miguel "Chimi"

The above wrapper housed what in our opinion should only be purchased and consumed as a last resort. Examples being: it is 3 am and not a good idea to drive so you have to walk to the closest store where this is the closest thing to real food available that does not require any cooking. Warning: this item tends to fall apart and all over your lap. Careful if you do eat one of these.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Jay Leno Speaks On
Salads & Vegetables

Jay Leno the longtime host of The Tonight Show on NBC recently gave some very candid remarks regarding his daily diet and his personal eating history to the media. The staff here at The Fat Pride Times respects his honesty in revealing his eating habits when so many others in his position would not. Leno claims he has not had a vegetable since 1969. Respect.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

KFC Taps New Market:
Aliens & Astronauts

Colonel Sanders has gone deep space. Kentucky Fried Chicken has launched a media blitz featuring a 87,500 square-foot image of Colonel Sanders that is visible from outer space in the Nevada desert. The President of KFC said "If there are extraterrestrials in outer space, KFC wants to become their restaurant of choice". That's a bold statement.

Monday, November 13, 2006

Foodstuffs Legal Forum:
What's a Sandwich?
Post Your Opinion

Important legal issues in the world of foodstuffs coming out of Massachusetts, USA. Is a burrito a sandwich? That was the question debated in the courtroom as 2 competing restaurants argued their takes. The issue arose as a Mexican food restaurant seeked to lease space in a local shopping mall in Boston. This mall allready had a sandwich shop and their lease had a clause that disallowed any other sandwich shop from becoming a tenant of this shopping mall. Expert testimony was given by many including Cambridge Chef Chris Schlesinger who said: "I know of no chef or culinary historian who would call a burrito a sandwich. Indeed, the notion would be absurd to any credible chef or culinary historian.". The judge's decision came down to the tortilla v. bread argument and the dictionary definitions of both names.

Superior Court Judge Jeffrey Locke said in his written decision: "A sandwich is not commonly understood to include burritos, tacos and quesadillas, which are typically made with a single tortilla and stuffed with a choice filling of meat, rice, and beans".

Will there be an appeal? It is not known as of yet. We encourage readers to post their takes on this using the easy/no registration needed "comment" link below.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Fact or Fiction?
8,000 Calorie Burgers Being
Served in Arizona Cafe

The Fat Pride Times has gotten word that an establishment in Arizona called The Heart Attack Grill is serving four patty/four cheese slices/four bacon strips and more burgers. We have been unable to verify this as of yet, but there is a link below with some more info and a photo of said burger. 8,000 Calorie Burger Report

Friday, November 10, 2006

Deep Cover Report In:
Best Western Breakfast Bar
"Beyond Continental"
Part 2 - Conclusion

On the corner end we found fruit(apples only this day) and breads (wheat bread slices, 3 types each of muffins and bagels). A clean toaster was ready to go, with butter and cream cheese near by.

On the "hot" end of the bar, we found steamer trays filled with sausage and scarmbled eggs, aside a "make your own waffle" iron.

SUMMARY- the opportunity to have a good substantial breakfast was very clear. Choices were adequate, and conditions were clean and pleasant. This FPT staff member enjoyed the meal very much. 5 stars.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Deep Cover Report In:
Best Western Breakfast Bar
"Beyond Continental"
Part One


Undisclosed location. FPT correspondent was embedded to prepare the following outstanding fieldwork report.



Kitchen was found to be clean and sanitary, with hand washing stations and multiple sinks.



Refridgerator #1(of 2) was is short supply, but it was late in the week, just before re-supply. There are legends of large freezers in the north wing, filled to the hilt with the bags of sausage and eggs seen here.



Overview of dining area and prepared breakfast bar. We found the fat-chef statue to be creepy, to say the least. However, his pronounced belly was a comforting sign of hearty goodness.



The first items offered were juice and coffee. Area was clean and well stocked, with Minute Maid apple juice, and orange juice. Dispensers were wiped down and clear
of any sticky mess.




Yogurt and cereal were the next offerings, along with hot tea, cocoa, and oatmeal. 3 types of dry cereal were ready to be dispensed.


TO BE CONTINUED - STAY TUNED

Monday, November 06, 2006

Two Bad Pumpkins

Halloween night in Aurora, Colorado:
Two "chubby" young ladies with their faces painted white attacked and robbed multiple younger victims of their Halloween candy bags. The Arapahoe County Sheriff's Office is on the case and asks anyone with information to please come forward. The Fat Pride Times hopes these two bad pumpkins are brought to justice.

The Board of Directors
Decision on the 2005
Reader Meal Photo Contest

The Fat Pride Times Board of Directors has handed down a decision regarding the 2005 Readers Photo Contest. The Board found probable cause to believe someone or someones voted under different names and therefore we cannot declare a true winner.

Instead, everybody wins and we are building a sperate webpage that will showcase every photo from 2005 that was submitted. Stay tuned for the link.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Complaints of Possible
Voting Fraud In The 2005
Reader Meal Photo Tally

We have received various complaints from reputable readers that there may have been some unfair voting behavior in the 2005 Best Reader Food Photo Contest that closed last night.

We are bringing in our people to investigate the votes cast and will have more information in the following days regarding this disturbing issue. Respect to all those who sent in photos over the year.

Website For The:
Council on Size & Weight Discrimination

Bertranndo, the Fat Pride Times graveyard shift staff member, is a fine and respected man around here and he proved it once again with a nice website find we were unaware of: "The Council on Size & Weight Discrimination". Bertranndo can always be counted on for finding news that we can all use. This organization is out of New York and up front they tell you what they stand for: "The Council on Size & Weight Discrimination is a not-for-profit group which works to change people's attitudes about weight. We act as consumer advocates for larger people, especially in the areas of medical treatment, job discrimination, and media images." (quote from their official site). The site is loaded with loads of useful information and they are fighting the good fight since 2000. Respect. Here is their basic organizational info from their webpage: Council on Size & Weight Discrimination, Inc. A not-for-profit advocacy organization working to end discrimination against people who are heavier than average. PO Box 305 Mt. Marion, NY 12456 Phone: 845-679-1209 Fax: 845-679-1206 Email: info@cswd.org Website: www.cswd.org Council on Size & Weight Discrimination

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Do Not Be A Chump
Give Out Full Size Candy Bars
Show Your Pride

The staff would like to encourage all of our readers to please be generous this Halloween and give out full size candy bars - none of those so-called 'fun-size' little ones. Show your pride.

Respect

Monday, October 23, 2006

Reader Meal Photos
Submission Contest 2005
Voting Is Open

The staff here has finally established the list of finalists for the best submitted photo of a meal prepared by a reader of the Fat Pride Times for 2005. It was hard to choose, that is why we are voting in October not January. However below are a fine class of meals and we encouraging all to vote by using the comments link - you dont have to create an account or anything - simple stuff. Votes will be tallied by a staff member and posted at the start of November.

Bill Manweh - American Chili Cheese Dog Platter

Franchi - Argentina BBQ

Bruss - UK Monster Cake

Barnabus - Oregon Surf & Turf

Darkstar - USA Smokin' Beef Brisket

Jackball Canadian Cuisine - Salmon & Rice

Please show respect for all of these fine dishes by voting with a comment for your pick for best of 2005. Also respect for the many other fine submissions we received during the year.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Umpqua Brand Ice Cream
Chocolate & Peanut Butter
Where is all the PB?

Umpqua brand ice cream is a favorite here at the Fat Pride Times test kitchen. They make a great tasting, quality product in many nice flavors. Recently, we tried a tub of the Chocolate & Peanut Butter flavor. Sounded great as the lid claims it is loaded with peanut butter chips. It was an 8-1 ruling from our staff that it was actually the opposite of that. Please view the tub photo above and feel free to post a comment regarding if you see "loads" of peanut butter chips in the ice cream. We will be contacting the company in hopes of engaging them in some dialogue regarding what we feel is a major issue. We also assume that Umpqua will handle it and make things right - like all their other offerings.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Sen. Olympia Snowe, Maine:
The Langostino Lobster?
It Is An Imposter!

Senator Snowe of Maine, the largest lobster producing state in the USA is really rallying against the so-called Langostino Lobster - which is actually mushy crab meat. As you expected this is about the money. Olympia Snowe told the FDA " 2-inch shellfish known as "langostino lobster" is an imphostor to the real thing". Rubio's Mexican Grill, a lame California restaurant chain was sued last year by customers for using the less expensive langostino inplace of genuine lobster in its "lobster burritos". Senator Snowe also sniped this about the FDA behavior on this foodstuff issue: "It will be remiss in its duties if it continues to allow restaurants or other entities to perpetuate this hoax at the expense of Maine's lobstermen and America's seafood customers."

The staff at The Fat Pride Timesis a strong opponent of mislabeling and deception of foodstuffs. We have hired an extra employee to travel to Maine and will be reporting back as this issue plays out. If, and when, we need your support - please join in and fight for what is right.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Open Casting Call:
Fat Pride Television

We were recently contacted by an associate from Bunim/Murray Productions (Starting Over, Real World) in Los Angeles regarding an open casting call for those of the regalia. Below is some information regarding this in more detail: Are you a BIG person? Are you PROUD of who you are? Are you TIRED of the American obsession with weight? Care to show the world how you feel in a fun location for five days? Bunim-Murray Productions, the company that brought you shows like The Real World, & The Simple Life, is producing a new tv show. We are looking for energetic and fun people who are comfortable with their weight and have personalities that would be great for TV! For more information, contact Adam at(818)613-2076 or contact us about the show via email to:asaltzberg@bunim-murray.com
Casting for this exciting show is happening RIGHT NOW, so contact us ASAP - Applicants must be of legal age (18+) and within driving distance from Los Angeles, California to apply.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Campbell's Chunky Soup:
The Definitive List

The FatPride test kitchens is fond of this line of soups, mostly because they have a pull-tab lid and require very little effort to get at the product. Frequently you can find them on sale for 10 for 10.00 and that is when we stock-up as the normal price is around 2.50 a can. Today our staff scoured the internet for a list of all the varieties - all in one place - as opposed to the partials we did find.

We are proud to list below the definitive list on the internet at this time:

  • New! BBQ Seasoned Burger!
  • Fajita Steak with Rice & Beans
  • Hearty Beef Barley
  • Savory Pot Roast
  • Sirloin Burger with Country Vegetables
  • Beef with Country Vegetables
  • Old Fashioned Vegetable Beef
  • Grilled Sirloin Steak with Hearty Vegetables
  • Steak & Potato
  • Beef Rib Roast with Potatoes & Herbs
  • Beef with White & Wild Rice
  • Salisbury Steak with Mushrooms & Onions
  • Pepper Steak
  • Slow Roasted Beef with Mushrooms
  • Fajita Chicken with Rice & Beans
  • Smoked Chicken with Roasted Corn Chowder
  • Turkey Pot Pie
  • Classic Chicken Noodle
  • Chicken & Dumplings
  • Grilled Chicken & Sausage Gumbo
  • Grilled Chicken with Vegetables & Pasta
  • Savory Chicken with White & Wild Rice
  • Chicken Broccoli Cheese & Potato
  • Hearty Chicken with Vegetables
  • Herb Roasted Chicken with Potatoes & Garlic
  • Chicken Corn Chowder
  • Chicken Mushroom Chowder
  • New! Grilled Italian Sausage and Peppers!
  • New! BBQ Seasoned Pork!
  • Pork Roast with Carrots & Potatoes
  • New England Clam Chowder
  • Baked Potato with Cheddar & Bacon Bits
  • Baked Potato with Steak & Cheese
  • Old Fashioned Potato Ham Chowder
  • Manhattan Clam Chowder
  • Honey Roasted Ham with Potatoes
  • Split Pea & Ham
  • Hearty Bean & Ham
  • Savory Vegetable
  • Hearty Vegetable with Pasta
  • Roadhouse – Beef & Bean Chili
  • Grilled Steak – Steak Chili with Beans
  • Firehouse – Hot & Spicy Beef & Bean Chili
  • Tantalizin’ Turkey – Turkey Chili with Beans
  • Hold The Beans – Beef Chili
  • Roadhouse Beef & Bean Chili Microwavable Bowls
  • Firehouse Hot & Spicy Beef & Bean Chili Microwavable Bowls
  • New! Grilled Chicken & Sausage Gumbo!
  • New! Vegetable!
  • New! Old Fashioned Vegetable Beef!
  • New! Chicken Noodle!