Pepsi now has a limited time Burn Doritos teammate with its Cease Fire cola. This offering allegedly will stop the pain that these BURN chips can cause your tongue and mouth. We have aquired a 2-liter jug and will test this out soon.
Hopefully will be a different experience than before - "Not prepared - we had no water or anything handy to mitigate the heat damage to our mouthes from just one chip. Upon getting beverage as quickly as possible - we realized this was not enough to mask the lingering burn in our mouthes. We turned to eating Mini-Charleston Chews and anything that might calm the fire mouth feeling. It took an average of 10 minutes of eating, drinking and teeth/mouth brushing to get our mouthes and tongue back to a normal state." - previous post on FPT.